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[Aug. 14th, 2007|10:35 am] |
A reporter from NBC, who attempted to go undercover at a recent Defcon hacker convention, fled from the scene after being outed.
The Top Signs a Hacker Is Really an Undercover Reporter
- Brags about his leet skills managing format styles in Word. - Gets caught raiding the AOL free CD stands. - Can't finish more than two cans of Mountain Dew in one sitting. - Brings his Starbucks punch-card to a Java convention. - Claims his name is Kenneth, but doesn't know the frequency. - "What does everyone have against Microsoft, anyway? They're pretty decent." - When signing their name, they use a use strange combination of capitals as first letter of each name, and lower-case for all the rest. - Introduces his overburdened friend as his webcameraman. - "Of course I'm a hacker. You doubt my 'one thousand, three hundred and thirty seven' skillz?".
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