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[Jul. 17th, 2007|08:07 pm] |
The Top 9 Ways to Annoy a Hacker
- Use a Mac.
- Ask him to program that #%@^& universal remote.
- Password? "Password"
- Replace all the "l"s in his code with "1"s.
- Tell him you opened an enticing email attachment on his computer yesterday.
- While he's trying to hack into the Pentagon servers, keep asking him, "C'mon, I've seen them do this in the movies. How hard can it be?"
- "Pardon me, good sir, but it seems that as you were defacing my web site, every time you attempted to type 'owned' it appeared as 'pwned'. Were I you, I should look into purchasing a new keyboard."
- Completely spell out every acronym. Laugh out loud.
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