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[Jun. 30th, 2007|08:45 am] |
The Top Signs Your Pet Is Addicted to the Internet
- Your "cookies" folder is almost empty, but there are countless files in "treats." - There are a lot more tongue marks on the monitor than the ones *you've* left. - The desktop wallpaper is now a close-up of Paris Hilton. Specifically, her right leg. - Well, *somebody* has been using your computer to visit MySpays.com. - The computer's motherboard just whelped a litter. - Rover refuses to catch anything but AOL installation CDs. - No matter how often you update your Netflix queue, they always send you another batch of Lassie episodes. - The canary will only fly in wi-fi enabled airspace. - "Hello, Mr. Fluffy. I am writing to you in the confidential strictness to ask you assistance in gratefully retrieving my families estate in Nigeria." - Your female iguana's eyes are always bloodshot and your browser history shows thousands of visits to GEICO. vYour goldfish IMs you to change the damn tank filter. - He keeps looking in the mirror and squawking "L33ty Bird!" "L33ty Bird!"
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