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[May. 24th, 2007|07:59 am] |
The Top Things College Did Not Prepare You for in the Real World
- No way to buy the answers for the Johnson Corporation merger analysis.
- Your boss hates it when you ask "Will this be on the test?"
- Few people make a career out of drinking all weekend, then sneaking out of the uggo sorority girl's room at 5 a.m.
- If the boss is late, you still have to stick around.
Chewing gum giant Wrigley has patented an anti-impotency gum that contains some of the same active-ingredients as Viagra.
The Top Wrigley Viagra Gum Slogans
- Double your measure, double your gun
- Share a stick with the one you love
- The flavor that never lets you down
- We put the "spear" in "spearmint"
- Chew it all the way home
- New Wrigley's Viagra gum: We bring your thing to life
- Melts in your mouth, not in your pants
- Have *you* had a stick lately?
- Hey old man, wanna piece of candy?
- Recommended by 4 out of 5 dentists as an effective way to fill cavities
- Forget the flavor -- *you'll* be like a bedpost overnight
- It's Wrigidly Delicious!
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