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[May. 15th, 2007|08:01 am] |
Nietzsche said: "A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith doesn't prove anything." And therein lies the question: Should we believe a guy who took casual strolls through lunatic asylums?
The Covert Comic
My wife cut and dyed her hair, lost 20 pounds and bought a whole new wardrobe. Cool! Now it's like never having sex with a total stranger!
Brad Osberg
A judge sentenced Paris Hilton to 45 days in jail for violating her probation. She will not be allowed any work release, furloughs, use of an alternative jail or any electronic monitoring in lieu of jail.
The Top 17 Things Overheard in Paris Hilton's Jail
- "What do you mean there are no boys? What do you girls do for fun around here?"
- "What? No cameras allowed for the strip search?"
- "Where's the f***ing mint on my f***ing pillow? For that matter, where's my f***ing pillow?!?"
- "What do you mean, no sanitary toilet seat covers?"
- "I have to pee without a door for privacy? I haven't been this exposed since... well, never mind."
- "This orange jumpsuit doesn't work for me. I'm more of a winter. Could I get a mauve, in a size two?"
- "Live everyday like it's your birthday, huh? Wax my back, bitch! And happy birthday!"
- "Good news, Paris: You're getting a Brazilian today. Meet your new cellmate, Fernanda."
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