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[Apr. 3rd, 2007|01:04 pm] |
The Top Differences Between the Zune and the iPod
- Instant nostalgia as your Zune only plays songs that were on your iPod five years ago.
- "Zune" won't crash your spell checker like "iPod" does.
- Being a single syllable, "Zune" is easier to say when sitting slack-jawed after wasting a day getting stoned and listening to Phish. Plus, it almost rhymes with "dude."
- To save time for the hackers among us, the Zune comes pre-loaded with 256 free viruses.
- With an iPod you have the satisfaction of knowing your money is going to enrich a megalomaniacal tyrant whose fortune is in the mere single-digit billions, versus a megalomaniacal tyrant whose fortune is in the double-digit billions.
- You never, ever have to worry about someone stealing your Zune.
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