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[Mar. 5th, 2007|11:06 pm] |
Standing in the back of the church, clad in my beautiful designer gown, looking at the expressions of awe on the guests' faces, it occurred to me the bride might be really upset that we both showed up wearing the same dress.
Kimberly Ciesiolka
Word to the wise: If it involves a meat thermometer and your rectum, it's probably not a real teleportation device.
Brad Simanek
Whenever my fiancee asks me why I love her, I always feel like I'm in eighth-grade math class, and my teacher just told me I have to show my work. I know I've got the right answer, but I'll be damned if I know why or how I got it.
Rabbi Crut
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