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[Feb. 27th, 2007|10:43 pm] |
Well, the good news is I've finally perfected time travel. The bad news is I'm the first man caught cheating on his wife with a younger version of herself.
Kevin Fox
The expression "as smooth as a baby's behind" may *sound* great to describe your beautiful skin, but you might wish you hadn't used all those creams and cleansers when people start calling you "ass-face."
Steve Nathans
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