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[Jan. 16th, 2007|08:15 pm] |
The Top Famous Quotes Reworked for the Internet
- "Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this firewall!"
- "Better to lurk and be thought a n00b than to post and remove all doubt."
- "A mouse! A mouse! My command line for a mouse!"
- "Early to bed and early to rise makes a man BRB."
- "Vendi, vidi, v-chip" (translation: my parents bought technology to shield me from porn, but I downloaded it off the Internet anyway)
- "Give a fish to a scammer and you have fed him for today. Teach a scammer to phish and you have fed him for a lifetime."
- "RFID badges? We don't need no stinkin' RFID badges!"
- "Free at last! Free at last! Thank God Almighty, porn is free at last!"
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