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[Mar. 31st, 2010|07:54 am] |
Самые страшные сериалы - "Новости", "Время" и "Вести".
Жизнь - странная штука. Когда у тебя на руках все козыри, она резко начинает играть в шахматы.
Самый глупый заяц - это тот, который думает, что если хорошо себя вести, то волки не посмеют его съесть. |
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[Mar. 31st, 2010|07:55 am] |
Life sucks, then you die. It's *that* great an orgasm.
What do the people at the Turbofan Aerated Manure Company say when things go horribly wrong?
"The current security threat level is orange."
"The current security threat level is orange."
"The current security threat level is orange."
You know what? I actually *would* be glad if the airport announcer said "banana."
They say that genius is 99 percent perspiration and 1 percent inspiration. Then again, so is mowing the lawn.
The Top Signs Your Office Has Gone Paperless
- Your paper clip jewelry line is really taking off.
- Earl over in Marketing has an impressive bunch of 2GB Flash Drives embedded end-first in the ceiling tiles. ( ... tālāk ... )
The Top Things a Psychic Business Manager Might Say
- "The spirits say you should remove those earthly clothes so I can rub healing oils all over your body. The video camera will record the change in your aura."
- "Don't worry, Jesse. I foresee that no one will ever learn about you cheating on 'America's Sweetheart' with the Nazi-tattoo stripper chick." ( ... tālāk ... ) |
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[Mar. 31st, 2010|01:03 pm] |
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Bundulētais piedāvājums :DD ( ... tālāk ... ) |
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