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[Feb. 27th, 2009|07:43 am] |
В мировой туриндустрии все более популярными становятся "туры без русских" в те отели и регионы, где гарантированно не будет русских. Особенно повышенным спросом эти туры пользуются среди российских граждан.
- Почему пятницу 13-е считают жутким днем?
- Потому что в этот день ведьмы, кикиморы, бабки-ежки, русалки, фурии, гарпии, горгоны, мегеры, валькирии и прочая инечисть собираются вместе и устраивают шабаш.
- Вот только не надо путать пятницу 13 и 8 марта...
- Мама, знакомься, это Ваня. Вы здесь общайтесь, а я пойду пока на кухню, что-нибудь перекусить приготовлю.
- Здравствуйте, я Ваня!
- Очень приятно.
- А у вас холодно...
- Так ты сядь ближе к этому..
- К камину?
- К экватору!( ... tālāk ... ) |
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[Feb. 27th, 2009|08:32 am] |
Sometimes when I'm bored with my career as a radiologist, I pretend that I'm a CSI expert looking for hidden clues -- albeit one who's terrified his lab-mates will discover his true identity as simply a peeping tom with a bone fetish.
Brad Simanek
Word to the wise: Even the must understanding wife won't forgive a spur-of-the-moment fling if you have it professionally videotaped.
Joseph Moore
What is it with all these ads that say "Get the credit you deserve"? I don't want the credit *I* deserve, I want the credit someone with good credit deserves!
Clynch Varnadore
When the Denny's menu says, "Two Eggs, Any Style," don't believe it -- they're lying. Today I tried to order two eggs "doggy style" and they refused. Tomorrow I'm going to try "execution style."
James Rice
Pop diva Britney Spears recently opened a Manhattan restaurant named NYLA (for New York and her home state of Louisiana).
The Top Things Overheard at Britney Spears's New Restaurant
- "Crotch-ground pepper, sir?"
- "Have you tried our new Eminem dessert? It's white chocolate with a really cheesy filling."( ... tālāk ... )
There's a long-standing urban legend that the late Fred Rogers, the gentle host of the longtime kids' show "Mister Rogers' Neighborhood," served as a sniper in Vietnam. Could it actually be true?
The Top Clues That Mr. Rogers Used to Be a Sniper
- His song "I'm Taking Care of You" originally included "With One Shot."
- He always took off his shoes and wore sneakers for silence, a little trick he picked up from the VC.( ... tālāk ... )
Your lovely mod recently saw a lovely documentary about a lovely woman in England who still breastfeeds her children. The kids are 9 and 11 years old. Oh, my.
The Top Signs Your Child Is Too Old to Breastfeed
- Your first nipple piercing is caused by his braces.
- His secretary just called to ask if you can reschedule for 11:45.( ... tālāk ... ) |
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