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[Aug. 19th, 2008|08:22 am] |
Звательный падеж давно вышел из употребления, но зато вместо него возник падеж посылательный.
Шотландские дети имеют перед остальными то преимущество, что могут держаться не только за мамину, но и за папину юбку.
- Ты согласен, что самоубийство это вечное решение временной проблемы?
- Нет. Я буддист. Я думаю, что самоубийство - временное решение вечной проблемы.
- А я в эти выходные в Простоквашино ездил...
- И что там делал?
- Просто квасил.
( ... tālāk ... ) |
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[Aug. 19th, 2008|10:02 am] |
Oh, come on. If we only had sex with people we actually respected, most us would even have to give up masturbating.
The Covert Comic
Most people would tell you that there's no bright side to having two herniated discs, a pinched sciatic nerve and a right foot that's almost totally numb, but they're not looking hard enough. If any prankster tries to give me a hot foot, there's a 50/50 chance that the joke will be on him as my foot burns to a crisp and I don't even flinch!
Scott E. Frank
If wishes were horses, beggars would ride. But if wishes were squirrels... well, then, Mr. Wishful, that wouldn't be so helpful, would it? Who's riding NOW, huh? Stupid beggars.
Brad Hamer
The Top Internet Hotline Complaints
- "Help! All of my illegal music downloads have suddenly turned into Rick Astley MP3s!"
- "It says $39.99 per month for unlimited access, but 384 kbps is not 'unlimited.'"( ... tālāk ... )
The Top Better Titles for Quentin Tarantino's Next Film
- Kill Klink, Vol.1
- Reservoir Dogface( ... tālāk ... )
The Top Signs You Hired the Wrong Legal Secretary
- His only "legal" experience is as a convicted felon.
- A believer in fair play and transparency, she sends all your documents to opposing counsel.( ... tālāk ... ) |
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