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[Aug. 12th, 2008|08:24 am] |
Первым генно-модифицированным клоном была Ева.
Многие школьники, которым пришлось прочитать 4 тома "Войны и мира", жалеют, что на дуэли убили Пушкина, а не Толстого.
Уважаемые курильщики - теперь в каждой третьей пачке есть сюрприз с летальным исходом - Минздрав устал предупреждать и объявляет розыгрыш.
Я не понимаю, зачем 10 лет в школе и 5 лет в универе я изучал разные науки, постигал сложные математические формулы и законы физики, ходил в музеи и библиотеки, писал рефераты и курсовые, если вся взрослая жизнь сводится только лишь к тому, чтобы кого-то трахнуть и где-то заработать?!?
( ... tālāk ... ) |
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[Aug. 12th, 2008|02:29 pm] |
If hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, and the road to hell is paved with good intentions, then wouldn't it make sense that the path to a woman's scorn is paved with the best of intentions?
Jim Kurtz
The greatest joy in my world is the look on a young child's face, when I've just told him that I found his lost puppy, when he has come to my door looking for him, because the dog was lost, because I stole the dog from his yard and held him in my garage, just to see that look on that young child's face.
Jim KurtzTom Caldwell)
The Top Reasons Chemistry Is Better Than Physics
- If you make a mistake, you have time to hide before the smoke clears.
- Chemistry actually *makes* stuff.( ... tālāk ... )
The Top Things You'll Never Overhear at a Dot-Com Startup
- "I'm in this for the long haul and have no intention of cashing out with an IPO."
- "This year's profits have exceeded our expectations."( ... tālāk ... )
The Top Signs Your Summer Camp Has a Killer on the Loose
- The guy sitting next to you is toasting his marshmallows on the blade of his chainsaw.
- You finally got head from Dawn Nuccio. You just didn't expect to find it in your foot locker.( ... tālāk ... ) |
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