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[Aug. 8th, 2008|08:10 am] |
На мальчишнике главное - чтоб спину не поцарапали.
Объявление в роддоме: «К присутствию при родах допускаются только отцы, присутствовавшие при зачатии».
- Вы акула пера?
- Нет, дятел клавиатуры!
Красный спортивный автомобиль останавливается около голосующей дамочки.
- Девушка, вас куда?
- Да, в сущности, куда хотите...
( ... tālāk ... ) |
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[Aug. 8th, 2008|08:32 am] |
While we're all unique snowflakes, we share the common fate of being lumped on the same giant snowball and need to learn to live together. Until the dead snowflakes rise and walk the snowball in search of sustenance from our living snowflake brains, that is, because then it's every friggin' snowflake for himself.
Brad Simanek
"I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy." As I sat on death row, I reflected on the drawbacks of hiring an attorney who went to law school in Jamaica.
Bob Van Voris
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the post office? Why don't they just put their pictures on postage stamps so the mail carriers could look for them while they deliver the mail?
Larry Avery
The Top Pet Peeves of Newborns
- You suspect Mom has been breastfeeding Dad behind your back, but you can't prove it.
- Bouncing, bouncing, always with the bouncing!( ... tālāk ... )
The Top Signs You’re a Mob Doctor, part II
- Your cousin's kid goes into orthopedic surgery, and his practice sees a 90% increase in knee replacements.
- "Nurse, hand me dat frig-mo-ma-whatchamacallit."( ... tālāk ... ) |
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