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[Jul. 4th, 2008|08:42 am] |
В 20 лет хочется девушку поопытнее, лет 30;
в 40 лет хочется девушку помоложе, лет 20;
а в 60 - хочется девушку и молодую и опытную - лет 40...
iMac
iPod
iPhone
iMolodets slyshai da!
- Тук-тук-тук.
- Кто там?
- Это мы, ваши топ-менеджеры.
- Да идите нах!..
- Топ-топ-топ...
( ... tālāk ... ) |
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[Jul. 4th, 2008|02:52 pm] |
The old saying goes, "The truth will set you free." Unless, of course, the truth is that you really want someone to tie you up -- then you have a problem.
Paul B.
The Top Ways Modern-Day Americans Can Declare Their Independence From England
- Then: Dump crates of tea in Boston Harbor. Now: Throw empty Snapple bottles at Buckingham Palace.
- Have President Bush steal Benny Hill's move and repeatedly slap Dick Cheney on top of his bald head.( ... tālāk ... )
After being part of Paramount for over two years, Spielberg's Dreamworks movie studio may go independent again, thanks to a $500 million investment from an Indian entertainment conglomerate.
The Top Changes to an Indian-Funded Dreamworks
- Craft service now stocked by 7-Eleven.
- In order to get an "R" rating, you must show full-frontal kissing on the lips.( ... tālāk ... ) |
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