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[Jun. 6th, 2008|08:27 am] |
Ну почему я никогда не могу с первого раза правильно прочитать фразу "я тебе отослала"???
Доктор говорит пациенту:
- Вам нужно прекратить мастурбировать.
- Почему, доктор?
- Потому, что это мешает мне вас осматривать.
Парень с девушкой идут по улице:
-Маань, а чо у тя задница мокрая?
-Да-так, руки мыла.
( ... tālāk ... ) |
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[Jun. 6th, 2008|01:11 pm] |
My son and I were debating whether "be-yotch" or "bitch" was the proper pronunciation these days when my wife said, "Get your asses up there and clean out that attic!" We decided that either pronunciation was acceptable.
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- Full Metal Jockstrap (Hey, men can have sexy underthings, too!)( ... tālāk ... )
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