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[Jan. 31st, 2008|08:05 am] |
Модельеры наконец-то повернулись лицом к простому народу и стали разрабатывать одежду для полных и невысоких женщин. Вы бы видели, как забавно она смотрится на стройных и высоких манекенщицах!
- Что такое дирижабль?
- Это летающее яйцо.
- А у меня два яйца, а я не летаю. Почему?
- Плохо работает пропеллер.
Мама говорит маленькой дочери:
- Если будешь плохо себя вести, придет злой людоед!
- А я его не боюсь: меня Светой зовут, а не Людой! |
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[Jan. 31st, 2008|10:34 am] |
The Top Military Super Bowl Matchups
- IRA Independents vs. Buckingham Pals
- Hiroshima Flames vs. Alamogordo Nukes( ... tālāk ... )
The Top Rejected Lipstick Colors
- Necrophiliac Blue
- Cold Sore Brown( ... tālāk ... ) |
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[Jan. 31st, 2008|05:44 pm] |
And so I left Cape Canaveral wiser than I had arrived. Maybe I hadn't gotten Jeff Gordon's autograph, but I had learned that NASA and NASCAR are not the same thing, and in the long run, that was probably more valuable.
Brad Wilkerson
The Top Movies About Online Sex
- Charlotte's Webcam
- Type Dirty to Me
- Juno What I'm Doing Right Now?
- Google Nights( ... tālāk ... ) |
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[Jan. 31st, 2008|07:21 pm] |
Queen Elizabeth launches her YouTube channel..
The Top Features of Queen Elizabeth's "The Royal Channel" on YouTube
- Constant pop-ups offering to increase the size of your jewels.
- Unlike most YouTube content the videos don't just suck, they *royally* suck.
- Footage of Lady Chris Crocker shrieking, "Leave Camilla alone!"
- There's no firewall around the site, just a moat.
- In accordance with official protocol, the site has been renamed "WeTube."
- Two Beefeaters, one cup.
- Widescreen mode to fit both of Prince Charles' ears.
- In deference to the Queen's worldview, all videos are in black and white.
- Rare video of her debut with Freddie Mercury at the 1984 Montreux rock festival.
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