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Jan. 31st, 2008|10:34 am |
The Top Military Super Bowl Matchups
- IRA Independents vs. Buckingham Pals
- Hiroshima Flames vs. Alamogordo Nukes
- Surgers vs. Immediate Withdrawals
- Boston T-Mohawks vs. Tax-Us Rangers
- A single Green Beret vs. every bureaucrat in the Army
- French Colonials vs. Ho Chi Minh Trailer Trash
- Jesse's Boys vs. the Uncircumcised Philistines
- Lemon Cream Napoleon vs. Beef Wellington
- Fifth Fleet vs. Iranian Fishing Boats (Hey, blowouts are expected in the Super Bowl -- if you want to see a close contest, you should get a seat on the India-Pakistan border)
- Beijing Students vs. Tiananmen Tankers
- Boston Tea Totalers vs. London Taxmen
- French Foreign Legionnaires vs. Duquesne Academy Girls' Field Hockey team
- Israelite Trumpeters vs. Jericho Masons
- Military Juggernauts vs. Limited Warfarers
- Rebel Yellers vs. Yankee Dollars
- Rome Centurions vs. Punic Pachyderms
The Top Rejected Lipstick Colors
- Necrophiliac Blue
- Cold Sore Brown
- Low Self-Esteem Goth Black
- Lingering Phlegm
- Baboon Butt Red
- Kiss this
- Flaming Asshole
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