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[Jan. 10th, 2008|07:33 am] |
Демократия - это когда народ выбирает себе слуг, а не хозяев.
- У меня жена - как пуля!
- Быстрая?
- Да не, дура...
На автобусной остановке стоят трое.
Первый - в туфлях и легком пальто, второй - в теплых ботинках и зимнем пальто, третий - в тулупе, на ногах - валенки.
Первый:
- Ну и морозец! Градусов 40, наверное...
Второй:
- Сорок не сорок, а 25 будет.
Третий:
- Да ладно вам, не больше 10 градусов!
( ... tālāk ... ) |
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[Jan. 10th, 2008|10:52 am] |
The Top Signs Your Hotel Is Full of Psychiatrists
- "Would you like toast or a biscuit with your omelet?" "What do you feel like serving me?" x 27 breakfast orders = a waiter who could really use a couple of Prozac.
- In the cocktail lounge: 6 guys hitting on women and 40 guys watching and scribbling notes.
- For as often as "penis envy" comes up, it's either psychiatrists or a spammer's convention.
- Bowls of complimentary mints in the lobby replaced with bowls of Zoloft and Paxil.
- Gideon Bibles? Out. Copies of the DSM-IV-TR? In!
- The hotel lounge is hosting some sort of event called "Shrink Rap."
- Hallway fights break out between the "Freuds" and the "Jungs."
- Signs on the room door handles read: "Enter if Disturbed."
- It's a twelve-story building, but the elevators only go to 11.
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[Jan. 10th, 2008|03:30 pm] |
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Emmm, palīglīdzeklis cilvēka labākajai draugam... :] ( ... tālāk ... ) |
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[Jan. 10th, 2008|04:22 pm] |
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Porna skatīšanās - statistiķa viedoklis :D ( ... tālāk ... ) |
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