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Jan. 10th, 2008|10:52 am |
The Top Signs Your Hotel Is Full of Psychiatrists
- "Would you like toast or a biscuit with your omelet?" "What do you feel like serving me?" x 27 breakfast orders = a waiter who could really use a couple of Prozac.
- In the cocktail lounge: 6 guys hitting on women and 40 guys watching and scribbling notes.
- For as often as "penis envy" comes up, it's either psychiatrists or a spammer's convention.
- Bowls of complimentary mints in the lobby replaced with bowls of Zoloft and Paxil.
- Gideon Bibles? Out. Copies of the DSM-IV-TR? In!
- The hotel lounge is hosting some sort of event called "Shrink Rap."
- Hallway fights break out between the "Freuds" and the "Jungs."
- Signs on the room door handles read: "Enter if Disturbed."
- It's a twelve-story building, but the elevators only go to 11.
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