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[Oct. 11th, 2007|09:40 am] |
Блин, где тот парень, который вчера про ногу в ведре рассказывал??? Я думал, врет...
Коммунизм. Раннее утро. На двери продуктового магазина объявление: "Сегодня в сливочном масле потребности нет!"
- Спасибо вам на добром слове!
- Не за что. Это я не подумавши...
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[Oct. 11th, 2007|09:47 am] |
Oh, sure, women will *say* they want a man who can still view the world with childlike wonder, but watch how quickly they change their tune when you put a small garden snake put down their pants.
Jerry L. Embry
One of the saddest days of my life was the day we put my Aunt Nettie in a rest home. But if it weren't for sad times like that, I couldn't have truly appreciated the good times, like taking her wallet while she was crying.
Donald Junter
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[Oct. 11th, 2007|10:04 am] |
The Top Signs Your Leadership Skills Are Lacking
- Your last followed order was spoken into a clown's mouth.
- You can't get your troops to follow you to the Mess Hall.
- The only order you gave last month was for pepperoni pizza with mushrooms and onions.
- You're always hearing "I got your order right here", yet they don't really seem to.
- "I wouldn't follow him out of a burning building!"
- All your orders are given in the form of a question.
- Your troops won't follow you, and your troops are made entirely of lemmings and sheep.
- Every order you give is immediately followed by " No, wait...."
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[Oct. 11th, 2007|01:04 pm] |
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Nuss... Karstā laikā uz ādas beņķa varbūt pat tāds verķis noderētu... ( ... tālāk ... ) |
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[Oct. 11th, 2007|03:01 pm] |
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Studenti, ņemiet vērā ;) ( ... tālāk ... ) |
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