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[Sep. 7th, 2007|07:44 am] |
Хочешь найти счастье - научись получать удовольствие от его поиска.
Разговор двух студентов:
- Ты флюорографию прошел?
- Ага, с третьего раза.
Встречаются два студента:
- Ты чего такой утомленный?
- Завтра зачет по технике секса. Всю ночь шпоры писал!
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[Sep. 7th, 2007|07:49 am] |
My friend told me the whole NASA moon landing was manufactured in a Hollywood studio. Okay, so I could kind of buy that -- until he then said the same thing about Star Trek! Idiot!
Bill Ervin
Sure, they talk a big game about how their hiring practices don't discriminate based on sexual orientation -- but you should have seen how quickly my flower shop job interview ended when I let slip I was a florasexual.
George MacMillan
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[Sep. 7th, 2007|07:52 am] |
The Top Differences at a Russian Starbucks
- Doesn't matter what you order -- Colombia Supremo, Arabian Mocha, French Roast -- it all tastes like beets.
- The Red Square store is conveniently situated so that, as you order, you can see Lenin's body doing 45 RPMs.
- All cup lids have hidden embedded microphones.( ... tālāk ... ) |
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[Sep. 7th, 2007|10:22 am] |
The Top Ways "Rush Hour 3" Is Different Than Its Predecessors
- Less rush, seemingly endless hours.
- Chris Tucker three times more annoying, three times still not a star.
- The cracking you hear when Jackie Chan hits someone? It's the sound of his joints.
- Even "The Exorcist" and "Rosemary's Baby" weren't enough to scare the stink out of this dog.
- Only one more sequel until Joe Pesci will start appearing.
- Having exhausted all racist stereotype jokes, the entire movie consists of just Tucker and Chan yelling unintelligibly.
- This time, Chris Tucker plays the Asian guy.
- The ending scene at the airport? Chan is on Tucker's *left* this time.
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[Sep. 7th, 2007|11:33 am] |
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Dažādā Žanna, fotožopa cienītājiem :) ( ... tālāk ... ) |
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[Sep. 7th, 2007|12:29 pm] |
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Savstarpēji aizstājami? 8-0 ( ... tālāk ... ) |
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[Sep. 7th, 2007|02:37 pm] |
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Labs laulības dzīves sākums... ;) ( ... tālāk ... ) |
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