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Sep. 7th, 2007|10:22 am |
The Top Ways "Rush Hour 3" Is Different Than Its Predecessors
- Less rush, seemingly endless hours.
- Chris Tucker three times more annoying, three times still not a star.
- The cracking you hear when Jackie Chan hits someone? It's the sound of his joints.
- Even "The Exorcist" and "Rosemary's Baby" weren't enough to scare the stink out of this dog.
- Only one more sequel until Joe Pesci will start appearing.
- Having exhausted all racist stereotype jokes, the entire movie consists of just Tucker and Chan yelling unintelligibly.
- This time, Chris Tucker plays the Asian guy.
- The ending scene at the airport? Chan is on Tucker's *left* this time.
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