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[Jul. 30th, 2007|07:48 am] |
МарьИванна на уроке рисования.
- Машенька сегодня будет рисовать розу, Петенька - зайку, Оленька - киску, а Вовочка опять купола, кресты и шестерку бубей.
- МарьВанна, а почему я всегда одно и то же рисую?
- Пойми, детка, тебе это в будущей жизни больше пригодится. Итак, дети, взяли кисточки, и ты, Вовочка, бери иголочку с чернилами, и рисуем.
( ... tālāk ... ) |
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[Jul. 30th, 2007|01:09 pm] |
I try to live each day like it's my last. It's a pretty good way to live, except for the bad check fees.
Anthony Myers
It took some doing, but I'm finally in the Guinness Book of Records as the first blind guy to go over Niagra Falls in a barrel. The hardest part was putting my eyes out.
Jerry L. Embry
Growing up, my mom always claimed to feel bad when a bird would slam head-first into our living room window. If she *really* felt bad, though, she'd have moved the bird feeder outside.
Rich Johnson
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[Jul. 30th, 2007|01:11 pm] |
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Jauna grāmatiņu sērija mazajiem ;) ( ... tālāk ... ) |
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[Jul. 30th, 2007|01:23 pm] |
The Top Bad Icebreaker Lines
- "Wow! I had no idea they made women's shoes that big!"
- "If you had to pick one, would you rather live long or prosper?"( ... tālāk ... ) |
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