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[Jul. 17th, 2007|09:13 am] |
В аптеке:
- Какие у вас есть презервативы?
- Клубничные, яблочные, банановые...
- Девушка, мне не компот варить!
- Почему в вашем ресторане ножи такие тупые?
- Пока кухня так отвратительно готовит, а цены такие высокие, официанты отказываются работать, если у посетителей острые ножи.
( ... tālāk ... ) |
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[Jul. 17th, 2007|10:26 am] |
Daži smieklīgi kaķi (un viena lapsa)( ... tālāk ... ) |
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[Jul. 17th, 2007|08:06 pm] |
Since there must be thousands of billboards and commercials warning people not to drink and drive, you'd think there would be at least a few warning about drinking and trying to cut your own hair.
Anthony Myers
I think that racists and those who discriminate just don't get the big picture, because at the sub-atomic level, we're all pretty much the same.
Hugh Green
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[Jul. 17th, 2007|08:07 pm] |
The Top 9 Ways to Annoy a Hacker
- Use a Mac.
- Ask him to program that #%@^& universal remote.
- Password? "Password"
- Replace all the "l"s in his code with "1"s.
- Tell him you opened an enticing email attachment on his computer yesterday.
- While he's trying to hack into the Pentagon servers, keep asking him, "C'mon, I've seen them do this in the movies. How hard can it be?"
- "Pardon me, good sir, but it seems that as you were defacing my web site, every time you attempted to type 'owned' it appeared as 'pwned'. Were I you, I should look into purchasing a new keyboard."
- Completely spell out every acronym. Laugh out loud.
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