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[Sep. 1st, 2006|08:05 am] |
- У вас сломана рука.
- Доктор, я умру?
- Да нет, конечно, нет..
- Доктор, я бессмертный?!
( ... tālāk ... ) |
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[Sep. 1st, 2006|08:56 pm] |
The Top Slogans for Impotence Sufferers Anonymous
- Join Today -- It's Not Hard
- It's Fallen and We Can't Get It Up
- No Runs, No Hits, No Eros
- Relax -- No Hard Feelings Here
- If Getting It Up Is Getting You Down
- We Stand Up -- For Our Rights!
- Like You Have Something BETTER to Do Tonight, Limpdick?
- Wastin' Away Again In Wheresmyweinerville
- Come Hang With the Guys
- Because It's Hard When It's Not Hard
- I Came, I Saw, I Conquered (Well, 2 Out of 3 Ain't Bad)
- Over 19 Million Unserviced
- Raising Our Spirits -- Together!
- Squeezably soft!
- This Has Never Happened to Any of Us Before. Honest.
- We're Not Going to Stand for This!
- When Being Horny Isn't Enough
- Why Should Only Handshakes Be Limp? |
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[Sep. 1st, 2006|10:17 pm] |
Top Ten Kyra Phillips Excuses Presented by CNN Anchor Kyra Phillips:
10. "Still haven't mastered complicated On/Off switch."
9. "Larry King told me he does this all the time."
8. "How was I supposed to know we had a reporter embedded in the bathroom?"
7. "I honestly never knew this sort of thing was frowned upon."
6. "Couldn't resist chance to win $10,000 on 'America's Funniest Home Videos.'"
5. "I was set up by those bastards at Fox News."
4. "Oh, like YOU'VE never gone to the bathroom and had it broadcast on national television!"
3. "I just wanted that hunky Lou Dobbs to notice me."
2. "OK, so I was drunk and couldn't think straight."
1. "You have to admit, it made the speech a lot more interesting."
P.S. Kyra Phillips - CNN reportiere, kura atstāja ieslēgtu savu mikrofonu, kad devās uz tualeti prezidenta Buša runas laikā Ņūorleānā. Sarakstu izskanējis David Letterman šovā CBS televīzijā. |
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