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[Sep. 20th, 2006|11:30 pm] |
The Top Signs You're Being Cheated On
- Lately he's been going to bed earlier, claiming his penis is tired.
- She suddenly WANTS you to explain football to her.
- You haven't been with her for six weeks yet she's still fully inflated.
- Your toddler uses air quotes when he calls you "Daddy."
- It's difficult to make the bed in the morning because there's some whore lying in it.
- After sex, your wife rolls over, puts on her glasses and gasps in shock when she sees it's you.
- He bathed. And it isn't even Friday.
- She adamantly insists black sheath dresses and no underwear are the in fashion at this year's PTA meetings.
- The dog growls menacingly at you every chance he gets, but humps the pool boy's leg like he's Lassie.
- You've already had a vasectomy and she wants to get her tubes tied. |
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