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My dog and I probably need to seek relationship counseling. I'm looking for nurturing, playful companionship and he's preoccupied chasing tail. (Mark D. Sabien)
Every year when they hold the New York City Marathon, I like to stand on the sidelines holding out a cup of bleach. You know, in case one of the exhausted runners needs to clean a spot on his shirt or something. (Bob Van Voris
The Top Rejected Military Experience Book Titles
- "No, God Is On OUR Side!" - "Mother Wore Combat Boots" - "War & Peas: Vegetables in Combat" - "Catch 3.14159265358979323846..." - "Mein Kramps" - "Somme Like It Hot" - "Dune: Look, Another One!" - "Fighting Greats with Section Eights"
The Top Signs Your ISP Sucks
- Maximum transfer rates are described on a scale of kbF: "kilobytes per fortnight." - Free 14.4 modem with your new account! - "Broad band? Is that some kind of female musical ensemble?" - They refuse to implement IPv6 because they suspect it's the Number of the Beast. - Redundant data centers consist of a PC in their mom's basement *and* the attic. - Rebooting their servers involves an actual boot. - Their dial-up only supports rotary phones.
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