Eduardo Saverin:
Sorry, my Prada is at the cleaners, along with my hoodie and my 'fuck you' flip-flops, you pretentious douche bag!
Sean Parker:
Drop the "the". Just "Facebook". It's cleaner.
Gage:
Mr. Zuckerberg, do I have your full attention?
Mark Zuckerberg:
[
stares out the window] No.
Gage:
Do you think I deserve it?
Mark Zuckerberg:
[
looks at the lawyer] What?
Gage:
Do you think I deserve your full attention?
Mark Zuckerberg:
I
had to swear an oath before we began this deposition, and I don't want
to perjure myself, so I have a legal obligation to say no.
Gage:
Okay - no. You don't think I deserve your attention.
Mark Zuckerberg:
I
think if your clients want to sit on my shoulders and call themselves
tall, they have the right to give it a try - but there's no requirement
that I enjoy sitting here listening to people lie. You have part of my
attention - you have the minimum amount. The rest of my attention is
back at the offices of Facebook, where my colleagues and I are doing
things that no one in this room, including and especially your clients,
are intellectually or creatively capable of doing.
[
pauses]
Mark Zuckerberg:
Did I adequately answer your condescending question?
