Shelly Barnes: Just don't ask me to marry you again.
Dr. Jack Gramm: Why not? We're perfect for each other.
Shelly Barnes: Yeah, yeah... except I'm gay and you're a commitment-phobe.
Dr. Jack Gramm: That's why we're perfect.

Dr. Jack Gramm: Who sent you here?
Mike Stempt: What, you think I'm too dumb to figure it out myself?
Dr. Jack Gramm: Yes I do!

Special Agent Frank Parks: I know how you use people.
It's no secret you're a womanizer. You drink too much.
How do I know that you haven't gone completely over the edge?
How do I know what you're capable of?
Dr. Jack Gramm: [yelling] Oh man, I can't believe this!
Well what did I do Frank? Did I send myself a tape?
Did I blow up my car? Did I set my apartment on fire?
Did I fire bullets at myself?

Perfect Ending:
Dr. Jack Gramm: I've learned that time does not heal the wound.
It will, though, in it's most merciful way, blunt the edge ever so slightly.
So... what is the first thing one should remember when entering a courtroom?