Fate can change in seconds

For even the devil disguises himself as the angel of light.

A dark comedy with killer timing. [this sentence fucking tells everything]

Mark: [after coming up with a story to tell the cops] You hear that Eddie? I never hit you.
Eddie: Why should I lie?
Mark: What are you talking about?
Eddie: Why should I lie, when this is all your fault?
Mark: My fault? How the fuck is this my fault?
Eddie: Well if you hadn't been so worried about your paint job, my penis would be in my pants right now and not in my fucking hand!

Officer Hannagan: [talking to a medic] We got a human penis right there by the curb. Somebody's gotta be looking for that.

Mark: [referring to Eddie's penis] Tim, it's been cut off!
Tim: So they can reattach it.
Mark: Well how the fuck are they gonna do that?
Tim: What am I, a surgeon? They use leeches and shit.

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