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Lorelai: It's from my mother.
Rory: What is it?
Lorelai: It's heavy. It must be her hopes and dreams for me.
Rory: I thought she discarded those years ago.

Lorelai: I am a grown woman.
Rory: Says the woman with the Hello Kitty waffle iron.

Rory: [on phone with Lorelai] I told you to call my landline. My cell phone bill is astronomical.
Lorelai: But a conversation with me - priceless.

[Kirk is preparing for a date, and wants to get the best seat at Luke's]
Kirk: Say I was Tom Cruise. Where would you seat me?
Luke: In an acting class.

Lorelai: Women don't eat at all. They just look at food then jump on the treadmill.

Michel: Am I or am I not the head man in charge of floral deliveries?
Lorelai: Yes, and one of the few men I know who would proudly declare that fact.

Lorelai: What about Paris, does she ever sleep?
Rory: I think she periodically makes a whirring noise and then just shuts down.

Jess: Hi.
Rory: Hey.
Jess: Hi.
Lorelai: Hi.
Jess: Hi.
Luke: Hi.
Rory: I have to get to school.
Jess: Yeah, me too.
Rory: Bye
Jess: Bye. Bye.
Lorelai: Bye.
Rory: Bye.
Lorelai: Bye.
Rory: Bye.
Luke: Bye.
[Jess and Rory leave]
Luke: What the hell was that?
Lorelai: That was episode one of Rory and Jess: The Early Years.