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[26 May 2005|09:55pm]
Jee, blje, esmu miilja, jauka meiteniite. Esmu modeliite un dejoju aerobiku. patiik seksiigi puishi. Neapatiprinu uzaicinaajumus no nepaziistamiem puishiem, ja vien neesi seksiigs.. Komentejiet manu albuuminju.
Vot, suga, blje.
Aaa, un tad veel.. 21, 53% pavadu Riigaa 78,47% citur. Vasaras pavadu NYC. Ziemaa mani var sastapt snowojot, jee, jo esmu super-uuber labaa duuda. Fuck The Free World Man
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[26 May 2005|10:08am]
[ mood | Tuvu labam. ]
[ music | Gorillaz - Dirty Harry ]

Kaa vienreiz teica maasa kursabiedrs: 4 un čau!

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[24 May 2005|05:51pm]
[ mood | Zin.. suudiigs! ]

Jee, super, b*! Tieshi sezonas pashaa saakumaa panjemu un sachakareeju kaaju. 2 nedeeljas miera staavoklii, tad 3 meeneshi ar kaut kaadu, b*, ortozi. Ceru, ka ar to suudu paseerfot var, ne?

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[19 May 2005|08:13pm]
As they approached Christchurch 1 runway, the tower heard:
PILOT Bjeesus will ya look how fookin shart dat runway iz?
CO-PILOT Yer nat fookin kiddin, Paddy
PILOT Dis iz ganna be one a de trickiest landings ever, Shamus !
CO-PILOT Yer nat fookin kiddin, Paddy !!
PILOT Right, Shamus, when I say 'go' put de engine in reverse !!
CO-PILOT Royt, I'll do dat !!
PILOT An den ya put de flaps down !!
CO-PILOT Royt, I'll do dat, too !!
PILOT An den stamp an de brakes az hard az yer can an pray ta de
Holy Mudder a Gad !!!
CO-PILOT I'm prayin already, but oi'll hit de brakes az hard as oi can.

So, az the wheels hit the ground, Shamus put the engines in reverse,
put the flaps down, stamped on the brakes and continued to pray to the
Holy Mother with all his soul.
The brakes screeched, the tyres squealed, and there was smoke
everywhere, but, to the relief of all the passengers, and, not least
of all, Paddy and Shamus, the aircraft came to stop but a few meters
from the end of the runway!!!

As Paddy and Shamus sat in the cockpit regaining some composure,
Paddy looked out of the window and said to Shamus,
-Dat has gat ta be de shartist fookin runway in de world!"
Shamus replied, - Yes, but da ya see how fookin wide it iz?"

_______________________
But look at things the other way,
'coz it may well be yer final day.�
The Streets

Shito es neizdomaaju, shito man atsuutiija eksefs, ble
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[12 May 2005|11:20pm]
[ mood | Slapjsh. ]
[ music | Bill Murray - More Than This ]

Esmu oficiaals Kluba 360 biedrs! :)

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[11 May 2005|01:24pm]
[ mood | Aaha ]
[ music | Akon - Look At Me Now ]

Money for nothing, chicks for free.

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[08 May 2005|10:58am]
[ mood | Ir, ir b* ! Labs! ]
[ music | Eminem - Infinite ]

Vakar biju Liepaajaa. Bikiit paseerfojaam, paskatiijaamies machus un taa. Izliidu no uudens, lai apskatiitos kaadu robu deelii esmu iedauziijis, kad pie maniim pienaaca kaada sieviete un teica, ka ir no Latvijas radio un vai driixt bikiit mani painterveet. Nuuu, ok. Prasiija kaut ko par Bushu, kaut ko par Liepaaju, kaut ko par Riigu un kaut ko par seerfoshana.
Braucaam peec tam maajaas, klausiijaamies Latvijas radio(a Jaanis S. vienmeer klausaas Latvijas radio, jo tur esot labi zinju raidiijumi), kad peekshnji dzirdu, ka kaut kaads chaliits kaut ko par seerfoshanu staasta. Psssc, izraadaas, ka tas es. Likaas svesha balss..

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[07 May 2005|12:36am]
Paskaidrosi, kas ir "karuselenes", dabuusi cepumu.
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[03 May 2005|11:33pm]
Faking Jenkji, blje!
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[01 May 2005|03:27pm]
[ music | Sharam & Brandon - BodyRock ]

Jeee, perferaators!

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[26 Apr 2005|11:09pm]
[ mood | Ir ]
[ music | Nav ]

Everyone needs to be somebody
Everyone needs to find someone who cares
But I don’t know if you know what I mean
’cause I’m never on your list
(Eeels - Guest List)

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[24 Apr 2005|09:30pm]
[ mood | Nav ]
[ music | U2 - With Or With Out You ]

Un atkal jaasaka, ka..
Don't pick up the ball if you don't wanna play, m*f*!

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[23 Apr 2005|08:33pm]
[ mood | Saapiigi. ]
[ music | Rod Stewart - I Don't Want Tolk About It ]

Never felt like this before..
Tikai tagad viss otraadi.

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[21 Apr 2005|09:53pm]
[ mood | Vefeljains ]
[ music | Eminem - Puke ]

Nezinja - viena no ze bigest huinjaam.
Papildinaats
Suudiigi ir tad, ja tam ko miili nav ne kripatinjas miilas, ko daavaat Tev pretii.
Taa tad ir taa visbigestaakaa huinja.

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[18 Apr 2005|08:07pm]
[ mood | Pash-sajaats.. ]
[ music | Nirvana - Something In The Way ]

If there's any bitches in this room, then there's something I gotta say
For all the fools who fell for the first girl who comes their way
I've been down that road and now I'm back, sittin' on square one
Tryna pick myself up where I started from

I used to say I never met a girl like you before
Still ain't got a fuckin' clue as to who you truly are

(Eminem - Spend Some Time)

Cik shitais texts ir maucistiski patiess, bet tajaa pashaa laikaa debiils..

[10 Apr 2005|11:31pm]
[ mood | Ūber labs ]
[ music | The Game - Hate It Or Love It ]

Ir reti taadas sveetdienas, kad ir vienalga, kas naakamaa par dienu. Shii nu tad ir taa sveetdiena, kad ir pilniigi vienalga. Jaa, zinu, ka riit ir skola un to ka riit agri jaaceljaas, BET.. Ja ir tik forshi pavadiita sveetdiena kaa shodien, tad ir stimuls visai naakamajai nedeleejai. :)

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[27 Mar 2005|09:35pm]
[ mood | Chaabiigs.. ]
[ music | Phoenix - Run, Run, Run ]

Man ir kaut kas liidziigs depresijai. Nu tai kas ir vasaraa, kad kaadas divas nedeeljas nepuush veejsh. Tikai shita ir 2x smagaaka. Aaww, esmu taa nogribeejies peec seerfoshanas. Laikam tikai ziemaa (uzskatu, ka tagad veel ir ziema) noveerteeju to, ko man nozmiimee seerfot. Tas ir celjsh uz briiviibu gan domaas, gan dabaa. Taapee man tagad ir taada sajuuta, ka man ir aizdirsies praats.

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[20 Mar 2005|03:39pm]
[ mood | Pīīs ]
[ music | Evans - One ]

Ērglis lido viens, tikai vārnas pulcējās baros.

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[19 Mar 2005|04:54pm]
[ mood | Samērā.. labs. ]
[ music | 2Pac - Thugz Mansion (Acoustic) ]

It takes time to build..

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[13 Mar 2005|11:05pm]
[ mood | Ilgojos.. ]
[ music | Eels - Guest list ]

Kad ir saaposhs kakls, tad labaak uudens piipi nepiipeejiet triis dienas peec kaartas. Nopietni. No good.

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