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«Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until "Doom", no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon... » Terry Pratchett. |
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[Mar. 19th, 2007|03:18 pm] |
"some days i feel like shit, some days i wanna quit, and just be normal for a bit.."
( ... tālāk ... ) |
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[Mar. 13th, 2007|01:12 pm] |
"Lotte Von Ornstein: The dogs approve of you. They only approve of murderers and perverts. Which one are you? Konrad Ludwig: Both! Lotte Von Ornstein: I knew it. " ©«Something for Everyone»
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0066392/ |
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Nemi |
[Mar. 7th, 2007|04:04 pm] |
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[Feb. 28th, 2007|06:25 pm] |
Jesus is a little like Elvis. He's pretty cool, but his fans freak me out... (c) someone |
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be nice, or.. |
[Feb. 8th, 2007|06:11 pm] |
I attended the same high school as you, so this is a question you should be uniquely qualified to answer. (By the way, Mr. Anthony still talks about you.) When you meet a man who is a total hottie but also a consummate pussy, how best to seduce him? Alcohol is a good standby, but tends to make the sex bad. Assuming he is willing but a coward, what would you do? Anna
SS: Tell Mr. Anthony hello from his old friend, Sarah. Okay, Anna. Here's my question: Why are you interested in a guy who's a pussy? What's wrong with you? What is up with women who want guys that are pussies? How about a real MAN? How about that? Good-looking pretty boys are for boys. I'm sorry, Anna. But you needed to hear that. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------
If you are really attracted to a guy but are avoiding getting involved for one of the many reasons we can't always have who/what we want, what is a sure-fire move he could make that would be irresistible? Sean
SS: No woman wants some plotting guy who's trying to get pussy. So, trick her into thinking you're just living your life and having fun and being cool. But do it in front of her. If that doesn't work, then cry in a ball like you usually do.
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Like most women, my girlfriend is very self-conscious about her body. When we "do it," she insists on turning the lights out. I love her body and want to actually see it, but no amount of reassurance or pleading will change her mind. How do I convince her to leave the lights on? Anonymous
SS: Just wondering if maybe it's occurred to you that it's you she doesn't want to see naked? I say keep the lights off. If you need to see her body, get night-vision goggles. Also, that way less of your face will show. It's a win-win! -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Comedian/actress Sarah Silverman http://www.avclub.com/content/node/58250/1 |
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dieviigi |
[Feb. 6th, 2007|11:56 pm] |
"Ira Kane: Allow me to share something with the entire class. Last night as I was grading papers, I came across two gems both entitled "Cells are Bad" and both with just one paragraph which I unfortunately committed to memory: "Cells are bad. My uncle lives in a cell. It's ten foot by twelve and he has to read the same boring, old magazine everyday. The end." Although my standards are nowhere near where they used to be I could not bring myself to put As atop those beauties. "
(c) Evolution |
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brother-sister - sounds familiar |
[Feb. 3rd, 2007|10:26 pm] |
"Jaye: I thought you and I had an unspoken agreement never to get into each other’s business uninvited. Aaron: I never said that. Jaye: That’s why it’s unspoken, moron! " Wonderfalls |
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[Jan. 31st, 2007|10:12 am] |
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it's hurts to be alive |
[Jan. 29th, 2007|01:03 pm] |
labākā gadijumā viduvēja filma, bet liek saruties čokurā un raudāt. protams nesanaak, tikai bezdibenis vēderā. un galva sāp.
nekam no visa šī nav jēgas. nekam. un man tas ir apnicis.
mokos, bet skatos. tēlo ciešami, stāsts ciešams - bet tik atpazīstami tuvs. plēs to kreveli, bērns, plēs..
«Its intentions are good, its execution clumsy and obvious.»
«Chalk this up as one of those movies that you toast for good intentions in the reception hall of honorable also-rans.» |
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pathetic |
[Jan. 25th, 2007|03:53 pm] |
es nav normāls. skatijos klipu, un uz beigām piefiksēju ka normāla reakcija būtu - pievērst uzmanībumu plikumiem. vai tekstam. bet es klausos balsi un gandrīz kaifoju. dziesma - nekas īpašs. un ne jau lai sajustos īpašs, es to saku - bet pasūrotos un izlūgties žēlumu. vismaz man pietiek prāta klusēt.
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(c) Girl, Interrupted |
[Jan. 13th, 2007|11:04 pm] |
"I know what it's like to want to die. How it hurts to smile. How you try to fit in but you can't. How you hurt yourself on the outside to try to kill the thing on the inside."
"When you don't want to feel... death can seem like a dream. But, seeing death - really seeing it... makes dreaming about it fucking ridiculous." |
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last.fm is divine |
[Jan. 10th, 2007|11:18 am] |
Patti Smith =Wave Lyrics=
hi. hi. i was running after you for a long time. i i was watching you from. . . actually I've watched you for a long time. i like to watch you when you're walking back and forth on the beach. and the way your the way your cloth looks. i like i like to see the edges -the bottom of it- get all wet when you're walking near the water there. it's real nice to talk to you. i didn't. i-i-i-i-i . . . how are you? how are you? (oh albino) i saw i saw you from your balcony window and you were standing there waving at everybody it was really great because there was about a billion people there, but when i was waving to you, uh, the way your face was, it was so, the way your face was it made me feel exactly like we're it's not that you were just waving to me, but that we were we were waving to each other. really it was really wonderful i really felt happy it really made me happy and. um. i. i just wanted to thank you because you you really really you made me you made me feel good and oh i, it's nothing. i um. i. well i'm just clumsy. yeah. no, it's just a bandaid. no, it's ok. oh no, i'm always doing something's always happening to me yeah. well. i'll be seein' ya. goodbye. bye.
wave thou art pretty. wave thou art high wave thou are music wave thou are white (oh albino) (oh albino) wave thou art high (wave thou art pretty) wave to the city wave goodbye. goodbye sir. goodbye papa. |
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la-la-laaa |
[Dec. 28th, 2006|07:50 pm] |
Movie: Weeds Artist: Mountain Goats Song: Cotton
This song is for the rats Who hurled themselves into the ocean When they saw that the explosives in the cargo hold Were just about to blow
This song is for the soil That's toxic clear down to the bedrock Where no thing of consequence can grow Drop your seeds there, let them go Let them go
Let them all go Let 'em all go
This song is for the people Who tell their families that they're sorry For things they can't and won't feel sorry for
And once there was a desk And now it's in a storage locker somewhere And this song is for the stick pins and the cottons I left in the top drawer
Let 'em all go Let 'em all go
I wanna sing one for the cars That are right now headed silent down the highway And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give
I saw you waiting by the roadside You didn't know that I was watching Now you know Let it all go
Let 'em all go Let it all go |
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[Dec. 23rd, 2006|05:27 pm] |
Everyone lies, nobody minds. quote from the song Glamorous Glue by Morrissey |
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[Dec. 15th, 2006|07:50 pm] |
"My life is a perfect graveyard of buried hopes. That's a sentence I read once and I say it over to comfort myself in these times that try the soul."
Anne Shirley |
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people |
[Dec. 15th, 2006|07:26 pm] |
"Не смерти я боюсь — я боюсь жизни. Это она, сколько себя помню, всегда казалась мне непостижимой и страшной. Полная моя неспособность в нее вписаться. Отсюда и страх перед людьми, как будто они — существа другой природы. Постоянное чувство, что между нами нет ничего общего." Мишель Чоран |
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