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dieviigi [Feb. 6th, 2007|11:56 pm]
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"Ira Kane: Allow me to share something with the entire class. Last night as I was grading papers, I came across two gems both entitled "Cells are Bad" and both with just one paragraph which I unfortunately committed to memory: "Cells are bad. My uncle lives in a cell. It's ten foot by twelve and he has to read the same boring, old magazine everyday. The end." Although my standards are nowhere near where they used to be I could not bring myself to put As atop those beauties. "

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From:[info]morphine
Date:February 7th, 2007 - 10:20 am
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Leģenda iz dzīves: vidusskolēniem jāraksta literārs darbs par tēmu "Zaļš". Nu, kur vēl dumāka ēma? Bet - ir iespejama arī oriģināla pieeja problēmai - puisis, kurš dabūja visaugstāko vērtējumu, bija trīs lappuses piedrukājis ar tekstu " Zaļš, zaļš, zaļš, zaļš, zaļš, (..) krupītis." Lūk, tā! ;]
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From:[info]efa
Date:February 7th, 2007 - 10:27 am
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dievīgi =)

mans šedevrs par tēmu "Dabas draugs" - "Es neesmu dabas draugs, es esmu dabas ienaidnieks" nobāl