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Feb. 24th, 2004 | 10:25 pm

"God built a compelling sex drive into every creature, no
matter what style of fucking it practiced. He made sex irresistibly
pleasurable, wildly joyous, free from fears. He made it innocent
merriment.
"Needless to say, fucking was an immediate smash hit. Everyone
agreed, from aardvarks to zebras. All the jolly animals -- lions and
lambs, rhinoceroses and gazelles, skylarks and lobsters, even insects,
though most of them fuck only once in a lifetime -- fucked along
innocently and merrily for hundreds of millions of years. Maybe they
were dumb animals, but they knew a good thing when they had one."
-- Alan Sherman, "The Rape of the A*P*E*"

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from: [info]drako
date: Feb. 24th, 2004 - 11:29 pm
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Well ... vai nu man muuzhaa ir gadiijushaas dranjkjiigas sievietes, kas nav mani maaceejushas uzkurinaat tik taalu, vai arii es pats esmu sexa monstrs, kam neviens tuvu nestaav, BET, es secinaaju, ka tas, ko labaa sexinjaa izjuut sieviete ne par kapeiku nenaak tuvu tam, ko dabuun izbaudiit viirietis.

Ko tikai man sievietes nav staastiijushas. Elektriiba, skudrinjas, pilniigs bezspeeks, etc. Viena staastiija, ka vinjai kaaju pirkstiem kaulinji knakshkjeeja ("murraaja") ...

A viirietiem viss ir vienkaarshi ... instinktiivs gribulis, adrenaliins asiniis un veseliigs, neshpetns reibonis galvaa. (taads pac kaads sievieteem meedz buut)

Patiikamaakaas sajuutas ir pabeidzot, kad organismaa ir taada sajuuta, kaa peec labas pirts, kad atbriivojas nervi no saspringuma un iestaajas taads patiikams atslaabums un miers.

Sievieteem orgasms, kaa iestaajas, taa veel ilgi turpinaas, un viegli naak atpakalj, bet viirietim, nav tik vienkaarshi. Pistole izshauta un jaalaadee no jauna, kas prasa laiku ;-)

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from: [info]h2o
date: Feb. 25th, 2004 - 07:52 am
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cik labi, ka esmu sieviete ;)

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