"We ate Soda, the embassy cat,

Poor Soda's coda, no more da Capo

She's decapitated

Running 'round the room half-naked

The other half is bacon

and sizzling in the frying pan

We ate the TV,

We ate the armchair,

We ate the telephone,

We ate the solar phone,

My God we got so far, only to reach Soda

The Russians saved the janitor

Soda was a little tough to eat,

No wonder she was hard meat

Out on the roof with the feline goose...

But Soda had a heart of gold,

The ambassador`s wife had the liver,

"Please deliver us from evil" she cried,

"I know all about cats and their heavy vibes..."

She was a very hip ambassador's wife"