Bilingual plates to help the driving,
A perfectly appropriate attitude
For a home plan straight out of the 'Dinas' st.,
Always going to Brittany
Never going to France,
Always going to the Basque country
Never going to Spain
At night going to restaurants
after a day on the word processor
in a job that pays your mortgage
From a nursery school to the University of Wales
A lifetime ticket on the gravy train
I would rather be a junkie
than be as green as a Plaid Cymru poster.
The set texts of the Cerdd Dant Festival
And all the problems of the two children,
Llinos Wyn's harp lessons
And Llwayarch Clyn's acne problem,
Not forgetting to raise a fuss
About the deadly strain of the husband's job
He has to work from one to three
As a BBC producer
Burn your tongues
on your puritanical cups of tea
Lose your humanity in academic economics
Name your friends who are famous
All of them freemasons
and so on..