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Novembris 24., 2007
15:33
What do you call a black man flying a plane?
A pilot, you fucking racist!
A deaf mute walks into pharmacy, wanting to buy condoms. He has difficulty communicating with pharmacist, and cannot see condoms on shelf. Frustrated, deaf-mute unzips his pants, places his "member" on the counter, and puts down a dollar next to it. Pharmacist comes around counter, places his own "member" on the counter next to deaf-mute's. Since pharmacist's organ is larger, he picks up the dollar and puts it in his pocket. Exasperated, deaf mute begins to curse the pharmacist wildly in sign language. "Look," the pharmacist says, "if you can't afford to lose, you shouldn't gamble."
I was on an airline the other day and the guy next to me says "Heh, I can't believe what I just said to the stewardess. She asked me if I wanted coffee and I meant to say 'yes, please' but instead I waid 'breast, please'. Have you ever been so embarrassed?" I said, "Well yes," with a chuckle, "as a matter of fact, just this morning my wife made me a stack of pancakes for breakfast. I meant to say to her 'would you pass the syrup, honey?' but instead I said 'YOU RUINED MY LIFE YOU WHORE!'"
Q: What kind of bees make milk?
A: Boo-bees.
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| From: | ![[info]](http://klab.lv/img/userinfo.gif) chaika |
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| Date: | 24. Novembris 2007 - 16:23 |
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lol :) |
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