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Wanker
You score (which means nothing): -1 (scale of -134 to 172)

You, my friend, are a wanker. The term "wanker," in this poorly
constructed test, is divided up into several catagories: (1) you are on
the fence about a lot of issues and have a hard time forming an opinion
about matters because society tells you the one thing, while you are
inclined to believe different; (2) you are a bit sexually confused,
yourself; (3) you are a narcissist, and/or (4) you simply like to
masturbate a lot. By creating all of these categories, I imagine that I
have managed to blanket a large majority of test takers with results
that at least moderately pertain to her/him. That is the beauty of
quantity and vagueness. I suggest you take the catagories like you take
your chinese food: 2 main dishes with a side of rice, followed by a
roll of Tums(tm).

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 94% on gaypoints

Link: The Homophobia is Gay Test written by humangerm on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test