- 8.3.08 11:56
- "My iPhone is the greatest thing in the history of stuff. It makes me smarter, sexier and better-smelling. I use it for everything from making calls, to listening to music, to sending e-mail, to taunting the homeless and other poor people with evidence of my opulent existence. In short, it has enhanced my life in every way, and has made me a better, more superior human being."