Hamsters (The Tiger Lillies)


I love a little hamster up my rectum
It makes me feel so bright and so gay
What they do with their paws, the way they do gnaw
It makes me orgasm every day

I love a little hamster up my rectum
I freeze up to twenty every day
They gnaw and they claw, they pore and they paw
It makes me go hip-hip-hip-hip hooray (hip-hip hooray!)

I love a little hamster up my rectum
But they always try to get out of my ass
They try and they try, and then they do die
They always pick the wrong end of the shaft

I love a little hamster up the rectum
But they always try to get out the wrong way
They try and they try, and then they do die
Always try to exit the wrong way


But now, my rectum has been ruptured...
At the petshop I not longer pay...
I'm left to remenisce... of my moments of bliss...
With hamsters... I had my evil ways...


I--
Love a little hamster up the rectum (up the rectum!)
I love a little hamster up the ass (up the ass!)
I love a little (??) up the anus (up the anus!)
It always makes me laugh

I love a little hamster up the rectum (up the rectum!)
I love a little hamster up the bun (up the bun!)
I love a little hamster up the bumhole (up the bumhole!)
Now that's what I call fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun fun fun!