| losers and lesbians |
[Mar. 6th, 2015|10:53 pm] |
"-Why make time in my busy schedule to have safe sex with a man?
-It's not a diaphragm. That's a menstrual cup.
-Ugh.
-Mm.
-I'm an environmental loser who doesn't believe in tampons.
Why would I wipe up spills with the bleached skin of a murdered tree?" |
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