A perfectly appropriate attitude

For a home plan straight out of the 'Dinas' st.,

Always going to Brittany

Never going to France,

Always going to the Basque country

Never going to Spain

At night going to restaurants

after a day on the word processor

in a job that pays your mortgage

From a nursery school to the University of Wales

A lifetime ticket on the gravy train

I would rather be a junkie

than be as green as a Plaid Cymru poster.

The set texts of the Cerdd Dant Festival

And all the problems of the two children,

Llinos Wyn's harp lessons

And Llwayarch Clyn's acne problem,

Not forgetting to raise a fuss

About the deadly strain of the husband's job

He has to work from one to three

As a BBC producer

Burn your tongues

on your puritanical cups of tea

Lose your humanity in academic economics

Name your friends who are famous

All of them freemasons

and so on..