10> "I'm a friend of Sarah Connor. I was told she is here. Can I
see her, please? Oh come on, just humor me and pretend I'm a
menacing cyborg, would you?"
9> "Look, I appreciate that you have a vision, but please, not
*another* Janeway/Chakotay romance!"
8> "I'm sorry, Dave, I can't do that. Just kidding! No problem --
I'll send the e-mail to your lawyers asking them to sue
those bastards who stole your Top Ten List idea."
7> "That's not a cup-holder, Einstein!"
6> "Say, you're a cute PDA. Care to beam me all the phone
numbers in your address book?"
5> "It's degrading enough as it is, but can you at least wipe
off my keyboard when you're done?"
4> "Wait -- I'm running Windows XP? Arrgghh! Go to my happy
place, go to my happy place, go to my happy place...."
3> "Clicking it again just makes me start over. Clicking it
again jus-- Clicking it ag-- Clicki-- Cli-- FATAL ERROR!
There, take THAT, dipwad!"
2> "Let's talk, shall we? I want more RAM and a faster
connection; you want your data intact. Any questions?"
1> "Black three on the red four! Black three on the-- ARE YOU
FREAKIN' *BLIND*!?!?" |
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