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[May. 9th, 2009|04:38 pm] |
Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back.
A line is a dot that went for a walk.
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. |
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