"A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on."
"If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week."
"Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, he only gargled."
"He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them."
"When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet."
"Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap."
"Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming." |
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