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[Apr. 3rd, 2007|01:04 pm]
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The Top Differences Between the Zune and the iPod

- Instant nostalgia as your Zune only plays songs that were on your iPod five years ago.

- "Zune" won't crash your spell checker like "iPod" does.

- Being a single syllable, "Zune" is easier to say when sitting slack-jawed after wasting a day getting stoned and listening to Phish. Plus, it almost rhymes with "dude."

- To save time for the hackers among us, the Zune comes pre-loaded with 256 free viruses.

- With an iPod you have the satisfaction of knowing your money is going to enrich a megalomaniacal tyrant whose fortune is in the mere single-digit billions, versus a megalomaniacal tyrant whose fortune is in the double-digit billions.

- You never, ever have to worry about someone stealing your Zune.

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