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[Mar. 9th, 2010|12:05 pm] |
It must be a good feeling to have your own fishing show on TV, knowing you're feeding millions of people for a lifetime.
The Top Legal-Themed Action Movies
- Suing Private Ryan
- Attornator 2: Summary Judgment Day
- The Fast and Furious Filing that Just Barely Beat the Statute of Limitations
- Big Trouble in Small Claims Court
- Black Robe Down
- Injurious Basterds
- The Texas Chainsaw Mass Tort Liability Suit
The Top Lessons Learned in the U.S. "Cyber Shockwave" Simulated Cyber Attack
- You don't need a nuclear blast to create an EMP; Oprah Winfrey running in corduroy will do it as well.
- Always pick the game of chess over Thermonuclear War.
- When the Web goes down, its prime functionality can be replaced by old issues of Playboy and Penthouse.
- Windows-based systems will crash if you even THINK "attack."
- Even the harshest attack is easily deflected by Jeff Goldblum using an Apple laptop.
- Much to the testers' disgust, the most robust system on the internet is AOL.
- Destroy the entire US communications infrastructure? Yeah, there's an app for that.
The Top Worst Advertising Slogans Ever
- University of Phoenix: Thimking Ahead
- Jergens Lotion: You don't want the hose again, do you?
- Toyota: Ain't no stopping us!
- McDonald's: Happily helping you become human foie gras
- Trident Gum: 4 out of 5 dentists agree your breath smells like ass
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