Khe-he - Post a comment [entries|archive|friends|userinfo]
khehe

[ userinfo | sc userinfo ]
[ archive | journal archive ]

Links
[Links:| Divi_G Puksts ]

Mar. 9th, 2010|12:05 pm

khehe
It must be a good feeling to have your own fishing show on TV, knowing you're feeding millions of people for a lifetime.


The Top Legal-Themed Action Movies

- Suing Private Ryan
- Attornator 2: Summary Judgment Day
- The Fast and Furious Filing that Just Barely Beat the Statute of Limitations
- Big Trouble in Small Claims Court
- Black Robe Down
- Injurious Basterds
- The Texas Chainsaw Mass Tort Liability Suit


The Top Lessons Learned in the U.S. "Cyber Shockwave" Simulated Cyber Attack

- You don't need a nuclear blast to create an EMP; Oprah Winfrey running in corduroy will do it as well.
- Always pick the game of chess over Thermonuclear War.
- When the Web goes down, its prime functionality can be replaced by old issues of Playboy and Penthouse.
- Windows-based systems will crash if you even THINK "attack."
- Even the harshest attack is easily deflected by Jeff Goldblum using an Apple laptop.
- Much to the testers' disgust, the most robust system on the internet is AOL.
- Destroy the entire US communications infrastructure? Yeah, there's an app for that.


The Top Worst Advertising Slogans Ever

- University of Phoenix: Thimking Ahead
- Jergens Lotion: You don't want the hose again, do you?
- Toyota: Ain't no stopping us!
- McDonald's: Happily helping you become human foie gras
- Trident Gum: 4 out of 5 dentists agree your breath smells like ass

No TopFive.com
Link Read Comments

Reply:
From:
( )Anonymous- this user has disabled anonymous posting.
Username:
Password:
Subject:
No HTML allowed in subject
  
Message:

Notice! This user has turned on the option that logs your IP address when posting.